Halle Berry's Clothing Got Ripped Apart By Animals

Halle Berry, who is the end result of a mad scientist's evil plan to combines hotness with talent into something that will slowly destroy the world, was at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York, doing what she always does - smiling for cameras and being awesome. This time, though, she decided to take a pair of scissors and cut of about 30 percent of her dress' fabric before leaving the house. I'd ask why, but I'm too busy being in love. Yes Halle, I'll do whatever you want. Nuclear launch codes? You want them? Here you go, have fun...